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Minami "Ikki" Itsuki
14 February 2008 @ 10:41 pm
7th Entry - VOICE POST  
[sounds of rustling as Ikki changes clothes~]

So, Kazu was right. It is really easy to get lost in the woods. They're huge! I did find some really tasty cheese though! 'Course I'm not sharing, so you guys can all find your own.

[a rather long pause]





...Oh, right, this is on. Uh, if anything interesting happened while I was gone, tell me what's up, okay? Also, new people should all pay tribute to the great Ikki-sama, because my pockets are way too emp-- oh. Not empty.

[the rustling of candy wrappers ensues! Oh noes!]
Hey, chocolates! Dude, guess the stupid owls did something cool for once!

Oi, Kazu, are you awake? I'm back, you ought to be jumping for joy! Hey, wake up, you...

[another long recorded pause, then he turns off the recorder.]
 
 
Current Mood: tired
 
 
Minami "Ikki" Itsuki
27 January 2008 @ 05:43 pm
6th Entry  
It's.... cold. THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT! I'd say we should huddle together for warmth, but I don't want any of you weirdos trying anything. Maybe I'll find Simca.

And dude. Kazu left his laptop. He's been gone almost 4 days now.



Hope he's okay...
 
 
Minami "Ikki" Itsuki
18 January 2008 @ 09:37 am
5th entry  
So, it's really cool to have a dick again. But I kinda miss the tits. And I really want meat! Steak... do any of the trees grow steak? Cooked? KAZU! GO FIND SOME!
 
 
Minami "Ikki" Itsuki
09 January 2008 @ 11:29 pm
4th entry - genderbender  
THIS IS GREAT! Free boobs, oh yeah! Don't even have to ask permission!

But, uh. It's still like... me. So it's not as cool as if it was some other girl's boobs I could grab but this is better than nothing by a lot!

Hey, Kazu. I bet mine are bigger, softer, AND perkier.
 
 
Minami "Ikki" Itsuki
04 January 2008 @ 01:52 am
3rd entry - Damn I'm cool.  
Y'know what, everybody?

I figured out flying! Well, sort of.

I got over almost all the tepees before I landed and I didn't get hurt at all!

You can all worship me as your god now.

Though... I did sort of land on a tepee...


[ooc: Strike is gone. He jumped out a window and had a short, uncontrolled glide. Uhm... first person to want him to have crunched part of their tepee ceiling, go ahead? Also he could probably be seen screaming like a nutjob as he went down. XD;]
 
 
Current Mood: accomplished
 
 
Minami "Ikki" Itsuki
15 December 2007 @ 11:11 pm
IKUZE  
So climbing trees gets boring after awhile. So does throwing things in the ocean and seeing where they wash up. I think I'm going camping. Anyone feel like going with me? We'll explore the depths of the forest! And maybe even sorta map it for people? At least, so they know where all the good trees are.
 
 
Current Mood: curious
 
 
Minami "Ikki" Itsuki
12 December 2007 @ 10:13 pm
Bribe Money  
Hey, everybody!

I figure if I can get some cool stuff or money or something, maybe I can bribe the crazy owls to let me outta here! I'll take any donations of anything you want to give me, 'cause I figure if they can't use it, I can!

Also, if you need goods for your money, I'm offering my best friend's virginity to the highest bidder! Here's his info:

Mikura Kazuma
Age 15
'bout 5' 6"
108 lbs
Blonde/Blue BUT JAPANESE. Yeah, it's weird, but some girls think it's hot.
Wussy
Long legs
According to a classmate of ours, he's got a nice ass.

So uh, girls or guys, either way! Kazu's generous, he'll give and take! But uh, if that's not your type, I can, I dunno... try to make you a straw hat?
 
 
Current Mood: creative
 
 
Minami "Ikki" Itsuki
11 December 2007 @ 09:57 am
Uh-oh  
So, uh.

Looks like I fucked some people over. Didn't mean to, but uh...

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I GOT KIDNAPPED WITH A BUNCH OF MANGA CHARACTERS?!
 
 
Current Mood: excited
 
 
Minami "Ikki" Itsuki
09 December 2007 @ 11:43 pm
WHAT  
HEY WHAT THE HELL.

SO I WENT TO SLEEP AND I WAS HAVING THIS GREAT DREAM ABOUT

caps lock.

A great dream about piloting a really awesome mech, and I woke up 'cause it was all bright and stuff and I sort of thought it was morning and I had to make sure Akito wasn't in my bed. But, uh. This isn't my bed. Or any bed. It's not even the park.

So, I just wanted to ask. If this is some crazy hobo-camp I've been kidnapped to, why do you have computers, and when can I go home? I'm not really a hobo...
 
 
Current Mood: distressed
 
 
 
 

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